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Cray Bot

2006-10-27T10:43:59Z

Bacon n cheese: /* The Death of Craybot */

Craybot was a half-crayfish, half-robot model designed and engineered by Servant (1620-2004) for the purpose of enslaving the human race and killing [[keith52]]. It's flaw was in it's bad programming, in which case it was killed by several descendants of the aincent [[Manchester Trailer Park]] tribe. Craybot existed from 1642 to 1791.

== The Upstate Manhattan Project ==

[[Image:craybot.JPG|thumb|300px|Craybot is programmed to do and will do only one thing, and that is to fucking kill you!]]

Dr. James Servant was ordered by the first president of the United States of America, Sir Ghengis Kahn, to design a machine that would be capable of defeating Japan in the Second World War II. It was titled the "Upstate Manhattan Project", because that's where all Servant's bitches be foo'. However it was soon realised this machine would not be built in time, so they built a big bomb instead. Wonder what happened to it?

Anyway, Servant was still quite angry that his machine was turned down, and so continued making it. In 1642, just after the war had finished, Craybot was born. In it's first movement, Craybot destroyed the country of Yugoslavia, and rushed Jolteony on a game of craters making him very angry indeed.

== Attack of Craybot ==

Craybot began his deadly genocide the next year that would spand alot of seconds and minutes and hours and stuff. He enslaved the whole of Europe (in particular Holland, where every single Dutch person was killed with lasers). Craybot then took over [[Populous Reincarnated]] and started a [[The White Tiger|dicktatership]] that allowed Dr. Servant to control the masses from his poised position of dominance. Through his brutal slaughter Craybot killed 114,293,494,112,763,881,323 people, and further injured 443,778,439,091,934,022.

Of all those that were injured, 609,332,102 were sent into space for no reason whatsoever.

== The Death of Craybot ==

Craybot was killed when he slipped over a freshly decapitated baby carcass and broke his neck in the resulting flaw (The carcass was that of Mannin and Tudar's love child). An anti-climatic end to one of the most evil and demented beings on earth. Dr. Servant was so distraught he wrote several novels <s>of meaningful stuff that no one will ever read because the average community member has the intellectual capacity of a dozen kilograms of cooked shrimp</s> before he finally succumbed to being hit by a bus in 2004, Servant was 384 years old.

Cray Bot

2006-10-27T10:40:09Z

Bacon n cheese:

Craybot was a half-crayfish, half-robot model designed and engineered by Servant (1620-2004) for the purpose of enslaving the human race and killing [[keith52]]. It's flaw was in it's bad programming, in which case it was killed by several descendants of the aincent [[Manchester Trailer Park]] tribe. Craybot existed from 1642 to 1791.

== The Upstate Manhattan Project ==

[[Image:craybot.JPG|thumb|300px|Craybot is programmed to do and will do only one thing, and that is to fucking kill you!]]

Dr. James Servant was ordered by the first president of the United States of America, Sir Ghengis Kahn, to design a machine that would be capable of defeating Japan in the Second World War II. It was titled the "Upstate Manhattan Project", because that's where all Servant's bitches be foo'. However it was soon realised this machine would not be built in time, so they built a big bomb instead. Wonder what happened to it?

Anyway, Servant was still quite angry that his machine was turned down, and so continued making it. In 1642, just after the war had finished, Craybot was born. In it's first movement, Craybot destroyed the country of Yugoslavia, and rushed Jolteony on a game of craters making him very angry indeed.

== Attack of Craybot ==

Craybot began his deadly genocide the next year that would spand alot of seconds and minutes and hours and stuff. He enslaved the whole of Europe (in particular Holland, where every single Dutch person was killed with lasers). Craybot then took over [[Populous Reincarnated]] and started a [[The White Tiger|dicktatership]] that allowed Dr. Servant to control the masses from his poised position of dominance. Through his brutal slaughter Craybot killed 114,293,494,112,763,881,323 people, and further injured 443,778,439,091,934,022.

Of all those that were injured, 609,332,102 were sent into space for no reason whatsoever.

== The Death of Craybot ==

Craybot was killed when he slipped over a freshly decapitated baby carcass and broke his neck in the resulting flaw. An anti-climatic end to one of the most evil and demented beings on earth. Dr. Servant was so distraught he wrote several novels <s>of meaningful stuff that no one will ever read because the average community member has the intellectual capacity of a dozen kilograms of cooked shrimp</s> before he finally succumbed to being hit by a bus in 2004, Servant was 384 years old.

Cray Bot

2006-10-27T10:36:49Z

Bacon n cheese: /* Attack of Craybot */

Craybot was a half-crayfish, half-robot model designed and engineered by Servant for the purpose of enslaving the human race and killing [[keith52]]. It's flaw was in it's bad programming, in which case it was killed by several descendants of the aincent [[Manchester Trailer Park]] tribe. Craybot existed from 1642 to 1791.

== The Upstate Manhattan Project ==

[[Image:craybot.JPG|thumb|300px|Craybot is programmed to do and will do only one thing, and that is to fucking kill you!]]

Dr. James Servant was ordered by the first president of the United States of America, Sir Ghengis Kahn, to design a machine that would be capable of defeating Japan in the Second World War II. It was titled the "Upstate Manhattan Project", because that's where all Servant's bitches be foo'. However it was soon realised this machine would not be built in time, so they built a big bomb instead. Wonder what happened to it?

Anyway, Servant was still quite angry that his machine was turned down, and so continued making it. In 1642, just after the war had finished, Craybot was born. In it's first movement, Craybot destroyed the country of Yugoslavia, and rushed Jolteony on a game of craters making him very angry indeed.

== Attack of Craybot ==

Craybot began his deadly genocide the next year that would spand alot of seconds and minutes and hours and stuff. He enslaved the whole of Europe (in particular Holland, where every single Dutch person was killed with lasers). Craybot then took over [[Populous Reincarnated]] and started a [[The White Tiger|dicktatership]] that allowed Dr. Servant to control the masses from his poised position of dominance. Through his brutal slaughter Craybot killed 114,293,494,112,763,881,323 people, and further injured 443,778,439,091,934,022.

Of all those that were injured, 609,332,102 were sent into space for no reason whatsoever.

Cray Bot

2006-10-27T10:33:27Z

Bacon n cheese: /* The Upstate Manhattan Project */

Cray Bot

2006-10-27T10:32:17Z

Bacon n cheese:

Craybot was a half-crayfish, half-robot model designed and engineered by Servant for the purpose of enslaving the human race and killing [[keith52]]. It's flaw was in it's bad programming, in which case it was killed by several descendants of the aincent [[Manchester Trailer Park]] tribe. Craybot existed from 1642 to 1791.

== The Upstate Manhattan Project ==

[[Image:craybot.jpg|thumb|300px|Craybot is programmed to do and will do only one thing, and that is to fucking kill you!]]

Dr. James Servant was ordered by the first president of the United States of America, Sir Ghengis Kahn, to design a machine that would be capable of defeating Japan in the Second World War II. It was titled the "Upstate Manhattan Project", because that's where all Servant's bitches be foo'. However it was soon realised this machine would not be built in time, so they built a big bomb instead. Wonder what happened to it?

Anyway, Servant was still quite angry that his machine was turned down, and so continued making it. In 1642, just after the war had finished, Craybot was born. In it's first movement, Craybot destroyed the country of Yugoslavia, and rushed Jolteony on a game of craters making him very angry indeed.

== Attack of Craybot ==

Craybot began his deadly genocide the next year that would spand alot of seconds and minutes and hours and stuff. He enslaved the whole of Europe (in particular Holland, where every single Dutch person was killed with lasers)

Cray Bot

2006-10-27T10:19:33Z

Bacon n cheese:

Balloon

2006-10-27T06:58:40Z

Bacon n cheese: /* Uses for a Balloon */

Balloons are oblong shaped oblongs used to float over stuff, float around stuff, and die when you're struck by firewarriors. Balloons are also an effective way to detect [[roxxkatt|crybabies]] and [[keith52|losers]] just by using them!

== Origins of a Balloon ==

[[Image:balloon_dog.jpg|thumb|right|500px|A Matak balloon descends upon an unsuspecting settlement, behold the terror]]

Balloons are produced by the trees which are what your braves train into after entering the [[Boat House]]. Balloons take up one follower in your population tally and also cost more mana than fifty three volcanoes being charged at once. Balloons are strong enough to kill sixty twelve million and three braves in one move, but are vulnerable to just one spy. Balloons are effective when you're wanting to travel long distances because those pesky airline companies are charging an extra $75 per seat.

== Other Ways to Create a Balloon ==

Blow into it you spastic.

== Uses for a Balloon ==

[[Image:balloon_a.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Screenshot of balloons used ingame to describe how braves are produced in huts.]]

* When you don't want to be killed by Keith52
* When you don't want to be killed by Salty
* When you want to piss [[khickman|some guy]] off
* Sightseeing tours
* Joining the "ten or so of pixels high club"
* When you want to symbolise how your social life is floating away playing this game

== See Also ==

* [[TheGabber]]
* [[TDM|The Dutch Masters]]
* [[Salty|Satan]]

Balloon

2006-10-27T06:58:21Z

Bacon n cheese: /* Uses for a Balloon */

Balloons are oblong shaped oblongs used to float over stuff, float around stuff, and die when you're struck by firewarriors. Balloons are also an effective way to detect [[roxxkatt|crybabies]] and [[keith52|losers]] just by using them!

== Origins of a Balloon ==

[[Image:balloon_dog.jpg|thumb|right|500px|A Matak balloon descends upon an unsuspecting settlement, behold the terror]]

Balloons are produced by the trees which are what your braves train into after entering the [[Boat House]]. Balloons take up one follower in your population tally and also cost more mana than fifty three volcanoes being charged at once. Balloons are strong enough to kill sixty twelve million and three braves in one move, but are vulnerable to just one spy. Balloons are effective when you're wanting to travel long distances because those pesky airline companies are charging an extra $75 per seat.

== Other Ways to Create a Balloon ==

Blow into it you spastic.

== Uses for a Balloon ==

[[Image:balloon_a.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Screenshot of balloons used ingame to describe how braves are produced in huts.]]

* When you don't want to be killed by Keith52
* When you don't want to be killed by Salty
* When you want to piss [[khickman|some guy]] off
* Sightseeing tours
* Joining the "ten or so of pixels high club"
* When you want to symbolise how your social life is floating away playing this game

== See Also ==

* [[TheGabber]]
* [[TDM|The Dutch Masters]]
* [[Salty|Satan]]

Balloon

2006-10-27T06:58:05Z

Bacon n cheese:

Balloons are oblong shaped oblongs used to float over stuff, float around stuff, and die when you're struck by firewarriors. Balloons are also an effective way to detect [[roxxkatt|crybabies]] and [[keith52|losers]] just by using them!

== Origins of a Balloon ==

[[Image:balloon_dog.jpg|thumb|right|500px|A Matak balloon descends upon an unsuspecting settlement, behold the terror]]

Balloons are produced by the trees which are what your braves train into after entering the [[Boat House]]. Balloons take up one follower in your population tally and also cost more mana than fifty three volcanoes being charged at once. Balloons are strong enough to kill sixty twelve million and three braves in one move, but are vulnerable to just one spy. Balloons are effective when you're wanting to travel long distances because those pesky airline companies are charging an extra $75 per seat.

== Other Ways to Create a Balloon ==

Blow into it you spastic.

== Uses for a Balloon ==

[[Image:balloon_a.jpg|thumb|right|500px|Screenshot of balloons used ingame to describe how braves are produced in huts.]]

* When you don't want to be killed by Keith52
* When you don't want to be killed by Salty
* When you want to piss [[khickman|some guy]] off
* Sightseeing tours
* Joining the "ten or so of pixels high club"
* When you want to symbolise how your social life is floating away playing this game

== See Also ==

* [[TheGabber]]
* [[TDM|The Dutch Masters]]
* [[Salty|Satan]]