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Cray Bot

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Craybot was a half-crayfish, half-robot model designed and engineered by Servant for the purpose of enslaving the human race and killing keith52. It's flaw was in it's bad programming, in which case it was killed by several descendants of the aincent Manchester Trailer Park tribe. Craybot existed from 1642 to 1791.

The Upstate Manhattan Project

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Craybot is programmed to do and will do only one thing, and that is to fucking kill you!

Dr. James Servant was ordered by the first president of the United States of America, Sir Ghengis Kahn, to design a machine that would be capable of defeating Japan in the Second World War II. It was titled the "Upstate Manhattan Project", because that's where all Servant's bitches be foo'. However it was soon realised this machine would not be built in time, so they built a big bomb instead. Wonder what happened to it?

Anyway, Servant was still quite angry that his machine was turned down, and so continued making it. In 1642, just after the war had finished, Craybot was born. In it's first movement, Craybot destroyed the country of Yugoslavia, and rushed Jolteony on a game of craters making him very angry indeed.

Attack of Craybot

Craybot began his deadly genocide the next year that would spand alot of seconds and minutes and hours and stuff. He enslaved the whole of Europe (in particular Holland, where every single Dutch person was killed with lasers). Craybot then took over Populous Reincarnated and started a dicktatership that allowed Dr. Servant to control the masses from his poised position of dominance. Through his brutal slaughter Craybot killed 114,293,494,112,763,881,323 people, and further injured 443,778,439,091,934,022.

Of all those that were injured, 609,332,102 were sent into space for no reason whatsoever.